It's OK to Lie

I was talking to a good friend of mine today somehow the conversation turned to the dude she was talking to. We got on the subject of how he had lied to her several times and I was excited that he was doing all this blatant lying and she was still talking to him. She said that she was taught that men and women are just going to lie about certain things and to just accept that. I was thinking “shit, serious? Now I know I’mma start lying. Probably cheat too, so go ahead and be ready for it.

I mean, when I meet the girl I’m going to lie and tell her I aint talking to no one else. That way she’s going to think she’s the only one in my world and then she feels real secure. I’m gonna tell her I aint got no kids too. Shit, that baby look like me but I aint seen no test results yet, so I don’t feel I need to tell no one about lil Jerome. If my baby mommy start blocking I’ll just tell ol girl that she some crazy heifer that be stalking me.

And then when we dating and she ask where I was all I gotta do is tell her I was wit my boys. I know they’ll cover for me. They always got my back. The skank I’ll be wit don’t know her no way. So there aint no way my girl could find out I’ve been sleeping around. I keep my phone locked so she caint see my texts and calls. See, I’m slick wit my shit. UN-MOTHERFUCKING-STOPPABLE. I be telling all these girls I got tested too, they like that shit. Make ‘em feel all safe and protected, then slip that head in and it’s a WRAP. Real talk tho, I’m too damn scared to go up in that clinic. Shit, if I got some shit I don’t wanna know. I’mma just keep spreading that shit around. Someone gave it to me so I’mma fuck someone else day up too.

You know what though, I don’t even feel bad about lying to these hoes because they lying to me too. I don’t believe nothing these bitches be saying. They just want some dick and some bread anyway. As long as they get that shit they happy. And as long as they happy they need to stay out my shit.